Heaven knows I'm miserable now. RT @rollingstone Morrissey's rep tells us: "The Smiths are never ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite."

Is it the one Canadian team out of 30 that qualifies it as a "World Series"?

Spent my lunch break re-reading this interview @cklosterman did with Noel Gallagher for Grantland. Great stuff.  http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6937414/noel-gallagher-oasis …

@nickyoussef You. I like you. (great list!)

@klassyfucker In case you don't have the new Tame Impala...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOhNigdUSo …

Canadian graffiti.  http://i.imgur.com/SFpyr.jpg 

All this talk about how to save newspapers, and no one's talking about hiring better web designers? #cjfjtalk

Canadians, don't carry Kinder Eggs across the US border. It's a $2,500 fine per egg. Who knew? http://t.co/36RbkHeK

Travel posters for the lazy: http://t.co/rvpyuXa0

Making me like your Facebook page to enter a giveaway makes me not like your company.

I guess there are no good bank robbery movies these days because they'd all involve a guy at home on his computer.

Manning, Addai, Clark, Wayne and Garcon all available FAs. Some team should sign them all and recreate the former Colts offense. #nfl

Doing horrible in my Oscars pool. I had Frank Stallone for every answer.

When Strombo and Bradford How left. That's when MuchMusic went downhill.

Canadian Super Bowl Drinking Game: Drink every time a Tim Hortons or Canadian Tire ad is on. Pass out by national anthem.

Marcy called her cat. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." #canadawrites

I ensured the longevity of my marriage by holding off my Madden '12 purchase till today. Now that's love-ish.

RIP Amy Winehouse. I loved the hits "Highway to the Danger Zone" and "Playin With The Boys." You didnt sing those, but I think you'd agree.

Zack and Miri Make a Fight Club #ChrisBrownRomCom

I'm about to lose my afternoon on Turntable.fm. Thanks for the heads up, @ryleighkostash!