shoutout to these people because they have made me happy in the past hour. @txtit1d @california1d @heartofpayne @suddenly_yours ily guys

i accidently made Louis and Zayn kiss in Sims and that means Louis cheated on harry omfg i feel like satan

@1079theend hey asshole give @txtit1d the ticket or lose all your listeners

but why isn't there a nandos and a milkshake city in the US

@1079theend ok give @txtit1d the tickets.

@haseebloves1d @loutommobum you have boobs but like a guy face i do not understand

I FUCKING LOVE @catsforharry OMFG

@catsforharry IS PRESSURING HER PARENTS TO BRING US

i actually feel embarrassed for her. the fact that she's trying to fake attention. oh wow.

@txtit1d @catsforharry no omg sabrina is @stylesnipples. CatsForHarry is my real life best friend.

seriously ship Kouis OR DIE

i will always ship Cher and Harry and Cher and Niall idk

welcome to mah crib this where the magic happens :)) *points camera to da twin sized bed* :))

why do people still use "A+++++" and shit like oh god that is ruined now

i love being able to tell who unfollows me so i can track their ass down and unfollow them and be likE AHA YOU DIDNT THINK I COULD FIND OUT

hi, we're One Direction five flaming homosexuals :)))

ugh Harry your lips

seriously if you ship Narry or Zarry or Lirry, YOU ARE IN DENIAL OF LARRY BEING REAL.

Zayn is so close to 3 million oh god

hi im kasey and i saw omg way more than i should