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This Raghu on Roadies is pretending like we all don't know that he acted in Tees Maar Khan.
There are far too many mirrors in a car for a woman to ever be a good driver.
Its really cute how girls only mention their age in their bio till they're 19. After that, its all 'voracious reader' & 'dog lover'.
If you take the words 'Daaru', 'Gaadi' and 'Kudi' out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is 'oho x10'.
My biggest worry when I'm flirting with a boy is that he's going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news.
Hey look, I just unlocked the "I don't give a fuck where you're at" badge on BoreSquare.
People in relationships are just morons who don't know when to end a phone call.
Facebook album name: "Dandiya Nite 2012 <3", Realtistic album name: "Backless choli poses in 317 angles"
The stupidest question in the world is obviously: "Butter naan or plain naan?"
Just want to be rich enough to politely tell my people "inko khareed lo" when someone behaves unreasonably with me.
Starbucks opening at some place called Horniman Circle? How do you even ask a girl out for coffee with a straight face?
The only thing thats worse than people who sit all day on Twitter and do nothing is people who go out & update everything.
According to Facebook, any girl wearing a dress is a "hottie".
Leftover pizza is one of the greatest mythical stories in the world.
Whatever, don't "nice DP :*" me. 'Tera husn dhuyendaar jaise jalta cigar DP :*' me.
Instead of writing "<<< this person.." and pointing us to your DP, you could simply use "I'm" and the world would still rotate on its axis.
Katrina Kaif does not have an expressionless face, okay? That's her "Has my visa been extended?" look.
Shutup vegetarians. If prawns were not meant to be eaten, they would not be so fucking tasty. >.<
My parents completely ignore the Tens' digit place in my age.