Petition to change the term "handjob" to "tuggeroo"

unfollowing all of these top capcom game players, all they do is fucking whine. why don't you hit the lab. you literally are paid to do this

wow ann coulter just got shut the fuck down by an actual dude with down syndrome  http://specialolympicsblog.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/an-open-letter-to-ann-coulter/ …

smoking mad weed and not talking to anyone 2013

Yo, Chris Nolan, I know you namesearch yourself. No one wants to sit in a theatre for 3 hours. People smoke weed you know.

@haunts http://t.co/OhDIT5Dr

*deletes all of my @nekocase albums because she is a rape apologist* I PIRATED EM ALL ANYWAY

*all star by smashmouth is playing* lady in my line to her elderly mother: "this song is from Shrek."

i guess my feet didn't smell, just my socks that i wore for like 4 days in a row

@piss_wizard boy have prembus, girl have burger (?)

i still don't know how you pronounce 'gotye'. i usually go for 'douche longhair' or 'goatse'

i've never even watched it. the dude from malcolm in the middle is a meth smoker or something? how is that entertaining

Just unfollowed @tacobell because they retweeted Reddit.

@the_jmoney You are honestly the absolute worst commentator I've ever heard in my life, I watch streams almost daily.

[white rapper who's main demographic is college idiots] fuckin sucks

can't believe my state was so collectively stoned at one point, we elected jesse ventura as governor

the best one for last. #kawaii pic.twitter.com/k2og6ft5

if you're standing in line to PRE ORDER a stupid iphone, i hope you get one of the worst diseases

RETURN TO SENDER, I DIDN'T ORDER THIS http://t.co/GkVBJbWD

I keep coming up with good tweets and then forgetting them because I am stoned