You don't scare me... I have children!

#BGNation pic.twitter.com/2QJEYgIuxV

It's nothing personal... I don't like anybody.

What's up with all you unhappy people on here? Don't they have vodka where you live?

If you are going to be a smartass- first you have to be smart.....otherwise you're just an ASS

I knew you were trouble when you logged in.

I've been gettin my @lelandbchapman on all day....watching a #DTBH marathon!!!

RIP Bonnie Franklin

#WhatToSayAfterSex I'm done. You can leave now.

Believe it or not, I think I'm actually gettin up off this couch....maybe.

I guess I need to learn Spanish. I just followed back a guy from Mexico & I have no clue what the fuck he's tweeting!

Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

Almost time 4 the kids 2 be home from school. I guess I'd better get up & get dressed so it doesn't look like I've been on here all day!

Prayers for everyone involved in the #CTshooting. Makes me sick to my stomach to think that could happen anywhere,anytime to any of our kids

@yendor24 @poohbutt4ever @tx_krista Thanks for the #FF & #SO

@savismamma Happy Birthday!!!!

Best thing I heard in the news conference "The shooter is deceased"

@stormyrules I would delete my twitter before I unfollowed you! Somebody new follow her PLEASE!!!

Which one would you pick? pic.twitter.com/OOxQ8LJD

@barbdibben Happy birthday!!! Hope you're having an awesome day:)