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You don't scare me... I have children!
It's nothing personal... I don't like anybody.
What's up with all you unhappy people on here? Don't they have vodka where you live?
If you are going to be a smartass- first you have to be smart.....otherwise you're just an ASS
I knew you were trouble when you logged in.
RIP Bonnie Franklin
Believe it or not, I think I'm actually gettin up off this couch....maybe.
Really envy all you females who can go braless in public & not make a scene
I guess I need to learn Spanish. I just followed back a guy from Mexico & I have no clue what the fuck he's tweeting!
Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.
Almost time 4 the kids 2 be home from school. I guess I'd better get up & get dressed so it doesn't look like I've been on here all day!
Best thing I heard in the news conference "The shooter is deceased"