"hi i'm carly" "hi i'm sam" "hi we're one direction" *everyone forgets who carly and sam even are*

i remember before WMYB, when being a 1D fangirl was a special thing, now the entire freakin nation is

@louis_tomlinson #harrywetsthebed? you've gotta be taking the piss............................

hi we're 1DUpdates, and instead of telling our followers where the boys are, we just go and meet them ourselves!:D aren't we amazing! :D

when people at school think they like One Direction more than you and you just wanna kick them through a window

RT and i'll list you under "What Makes You Beautiful" :D. and i don't even care if you're following me or not:'D feeling generous n tingz :)

if you're having a bad day, take a look at this http://t.co/W6v4V22r

One Direction are on the 69th episode of iCarly. coincidence? I THINK NOT

being the ugly, unsocial, unconfident one in your friendship group

Louis is the sexiest, Zayn is the prettiest, Liam is the most handsome, Harry is the asdfghjkl-ist, and Niall is the definition of beautiful

WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOUR ALBUMS UP ALL NIGHT AND TAKE ME HOME YOU'RE BASICALLY BEGGING FOR SEX

guys isn't it weird that we have to tell our children and grandchildren that we spent our entire youths tweeting a boyband?

IT'S TIME TO GET UP IN THE MORNING, WE'VE GOT MCDONALDS BREAKFAST FOR YOU, WE DROVE TWO MILES TO GET IT, SO YOU BETTER GET UP AND EAT IT

some "fans" need to realise there's more to One Direction than Harry Styles and his nice hair.

#before1D flipping hair was willow smith's thing

Zouis having sex http://t.co/yLnC6k5G HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. the longer you watch this form the funnier it gets omg lmao

i miss the days when we were known as the #1dfamily, not "directioners"

liking eleanor = ok. admiring eleanor = ok. being happy for eleanor = ok. making a fanpage for eleanor and posting pictures & facts = NOT OK

i mean don't get me wrong, i'm happy that 1D are super famous since WMYB, but i just miss the old days:(

RT and i'll list you under "VIBES!" i don't even care if you're following me or not haha, i'm not doing this for followers #boredomhasstruck