If Oscar had shot Rhino that would be no bail for his ass. Luckily for him it was a human being.

“@jonoblitz: Homosexuality occurs in 450 different species, but homophobia only exists in ONE. Sort it out. It's 2012.

“@mictshepi: "@wtfuckfacts: Woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped, than learning how to read."

suicide music “@loo_dee: Which genre of music does Adele fall under? :/”

LOL RT @kapanduh My internet is so slow, it will be just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person. :(

#ProfessionalBlackTour hits Port Elizabeth, Durban, Joburg & Pretoria from the 20th of Oct! Bookings now open @computicket!!!”

WHAT? “@whennboys: A "Boyfriend" locks his phone, A REAL Boyfriend would say "Babe answer that or check that text for me" ♥”

YES RT @funnyortruth Has anyone else microwaved ice cream because they were too lazy to wait for it to defrost?

The government promises 5 million jobs in 10 years. Get the fuck outta here. Deal with the water and electricity first .SMH.

LOL RT @colinmosssa Ok...so is everyone calling it "The Academy Awards" now instead?

I was at the stadium RT @footballfunnys RETWEET if you remember! pic.twitter.com/GGVZfd1C

Thanks for the love and support. The only way to silence a hater is to work hard and do well.

Legal Wise does not cover this kind of shit, don't let the adverts fool you. Get yourself a Roux comrade and hope for a Botha.

ROCK N ROLL “@tendaijoe: Kabul – An Afghan woman cut off her father-in-law’s penis with a knife after he tried to have sex with her”

This is awkward, i need to sit you down RT @siyandawrites Landed in Cape Town last night. Where are the Black people?

Season 6 of LNN starts 17th Jan. @moerskont: Take tips morena RT @loyisogola: Modern Family is soooooo funny

Hate that shit son! RT @lee_20: I hate it when i take a piss and a midget just pops out from outta nowhere, slaps your dick and runs off

Ukunyola RT @tendaijoe Imagine Facebook in isiXhosa. To poke would be?

Again RT @khayadlanga I'm becoming a comedian. RT @chumadick: RT @ayailable: "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"

You can blame Apartheid for a lot things but undelivered text books is not one of them.