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I really did mean to say, "My uPas is the ducking shot."
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I've got a fever and this cowbell isn't working at all.
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iPad: Glass tea tray /
For to tumbl and to tweet /
"Eating a sandwich."

(for @latddotcom)
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@nevenmrgan CES is kinda like watching NASCAR. You know you're really waiting for the crashes.
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Tilt-Shift is the Auto-Tune of photography.
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#slowtwitter Slowly eating a sandwich.
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When your comedy kills, you turn laughter into slaughter. Also, by adding the letter 's'. #wordswithfriends
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I'm hoping this snOMG forecasted tomorrow turns out to be just some minor WTFlurries.
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I tried writing a recursive joke, but my stack overflowed.
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Folders: Where the Filed Things Are
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Suburbs: Where the Mild Things Are
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Maybe it's the thinner air, but I love writing comedy at 35,000 feet.

I'm not saying it's good comedy.

But it has levity.
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Yeah, I'd ogg Theora in the back of a Vorbis.
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MY IVARS ARE DOING GREAT FOR BASEMENT STORAGE WHY DO YOU NEED TO NAME THEM? http://bit.ly/lgYls
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@buzz "Dreams without action are just hallucinations." — a Buddhist saying.
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New Order? I hardly even Depeche Mode her.
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For lunch today, I had the Chicken Parmigiana, a power outage in my apartment, and a side of existential dread.
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Happy Chinese Lunar V Day!

The firecrackers are to scare off the spirit of past exes, and the dragon symbolizes getting lucky, right?
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Don't know how my sinuses got so stuffed up, but one day I hope to have Innose Zero.
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My name is iPad /
And I'm a wee little lad /
Glass and aluminum clad /
I'd be perfect for your dad.
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