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I wish every guy was as good at eating pussy as he thinks he is.
We're all fucked up. It's finding the fucked up that matches yours that's the challenge.
I love using sarcasm around kids. Aw look how cute they are when they're confused.
I wonder if the people at work can see the horny in my eyes
If you have to initiate the DM every time he's just not that into you.
I wanna be someone's HR violation.
I can tell you with just my eyes. Fuck me right the fuck now.
As much as your muscles impress me it's not why I came.
That was your tongue.
Emotions fuck everything up.
So yeah I can see how DM could really get me into trouble. I like it ;)
In related news, being winked at turns me the fuck on!
Female version of morning wood... morning moist? Morning splooge? Morning squish? Forget it BRB
Someone come make me coffee so I can get out of bed. Or someone just make me cum and then make me coffee.
I couldn't decide which panties to wear so none won.
Concentration and horny don't combine well. Unless you're concentrating on being horny.
Drunk DM can't be held against anyone right?
You're gonna smell me on you the whole next day and you'll like it.
I like bringing all you sick fucks to work with me.
Someone make a scheduling app for shared twitter crushes.
If you won't stick your hands in my pants in public you're not worth it.
I like fun so fun I seek. Make me laugh and I shan't be meek ;) Fuck I didn't mean that to rhyme! http://favstar.fm/users/luckylucym