Oh yeah, this is really respectful. RT @irespectfemales I lost my virginity to a retarded girl...cause I wanted it to be special.

I see so many people being like 'Oh if I get a well known or expensive camera I'll be better at photography' no.

Cher Lloyd is probably only number 1 in the charts because all the other CDs were looted.

I don't get it when people say 'I want a gay best friend'. Um what they're not accessories.

VAGITERIAN

Everything is pizza and nothing hurts

 http://niggas-with-weaves.tumblr.com/post/36585845091/gowns-about-a-year-ago-i-slowed-down-dancing … tears are actually streaming down my face

I just started singing Gangnam Style to my dog (as you do) and went to sing 'DOGGY STYLE', then realised what I was about to say.

My top 3 mentioners: @xd_momoo (107), @smell4rk (91), @jordytomlinson (77), see yours at http://t.co/FzHhAyfc via #TwitMentionable

The problem is we find him attractive RT @wh0rrific HOUSTON, I THINK WE GOTTA PROBLEM

I just told Connor I have an itchy boob and then realised he's a boy oops

@curtiee At first when I clicked on that I was like 'Why isn't it loading?' and then I realised. I'm slow this time of the morning.

Hahaha 'entered' Christmas. RT @curtiee I entered Christmas with no clothes on, I was just getting into bed. Typical.

'YOUR 15'. My fifteen is what?

#FF @sophiefarts @nicolaforest @d0hdiephelps @acciojenny @curtiee @xerx @abbimcclory_. If you don't follow them you're missing out.

Nutella is so overrated lol.

There Will Be Blood in my pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

@abbimac_ That means a lot, thank you! And likewise :3

@____mollie____ gives gr8 advice

Werkin' on ma shiiiit~