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For fuck sake the bus driver just stopped for a chat with a post woman, feel like I'm in bastard balamory
macaulay culkin and pete doherty are living together, hahaha what
my mum on nigella "fuckin hell if that's what you look like when you do cocaine we should all do some"
why are all perfume/aftershave adverts like soft porn?
Feel like someone has personally offended me when they say they don't like harry potter
embarrassing how people let the same people walk over them time and time again
should probably wear a floor length bib when I eat
why do people take pictures of their alarm like I give a flying fuck what time they get up????
never thought i'd say this but I love joey essex
I just love louis so much
my grandma text me saying do asda sell bum pants... what the fuck are bum pants!?
I do believe fairies, i do, I do
probably the most embarrassing way to get sacked is being caught naked with another colleague sleeping on a sofa...