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how the fuck do people get broody watching one born every minute it's Luke watching a horror show
really upset about peaches
wish my mum would get up already so she can see why she loves me more than her other children
winged eyeliner is soooo hard to do on a coach
Sophie is a paedo
my mum just sang wanking a baboon instead of walking on the moon and i think that sums up why she's the best person ever
I got Amy Poehler and Tina Fey!! Which Famous Duo Should You Be The Third Wheel With? http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/which-celebrity-duo-should-you-be-the-third-wheel-with?utm_campaign=socialflow … via @alivingiano
Is Carla planning on performing a exorcism?
tram crash needs to kill Sophie and her new hobo bird
carl barat is on soccer am and whilst introducing him they played babyshambles ha ha ha ha
genuinely thought kevin bacon was in emmerdale for a minute then
think someone needs to ring social services about katie and chesneys kid
got the most annoying Scottish woman sat behind me shouting come on citeh
just got in trouble for lighting a candle in my room like I'm 6 years old
don't get people that do hair/make up on holiday, nout better than stick your hair up and having a fresh face in the sunshine