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I love my boyfriend, but if he doesn't start realizing that takeout and video games aren't a proper date I'm going to have to call his mum.
Just realized how rarely I tweet. It's all retweets. Probably because you're all so much funnier than I am. Oh well!
If I don't answer my phone, and in the next five minutes you call twice more it's safe to say I won't be returning your call.
I have a first date tonight. Haven't had one of those in years. I'd forgotten how nerve wracking it can be! Eep.
Considering he's older than my grandfather, Tom Jones is quite fit.
Apparently not living with your parents for over 4 years doesn't stop them from using the phrase "As long as you're under our roof!"
I fear the overly tidy man. I've seen American Psycho.
My dad has bought an iPhone before me. Upsetting on so many levels.
First he gets an iPhone, now my dad's talking about starting a Twitter account. Time to change my username, methinks.
What's Samantha Brick got that I haven't?! I can't even get a cab driver to break a 50 for me.
I'm so looking forward to all the Kanye/Kim Kardashian tweets. I'm assuming they'll involve his song lyrics.
Incredible that my ex (who broke up with me after 3 years together, ignored me since) hears I've been on 2 dates and BAM, an I miss you text
I like the way I do Twitter, thank you very much. I like RTing and favourite-ing tweets more than writing them. Sue me.
Isn't a 2nd date far too early on in a relationship to insist I pay for my share of dinner? There's certainly not going to be a 3rd date!
Too much of my life is spent with my face scrunched up as I wonder how I can get out of a conversation.
I'm not here very often but when I am it feels like I'm at an amusement park.
Is there anything as despicable as abusing someone? I don't think so.
Gimme coffee. Gimme coffee NOW.
You know it's bad when your mum says "Darling, no one wants to date a girl who doesn't show her teeth when she smiles."
Mum's on a roll today. "Don't you think you've had enough coffee? It's not good for you, you know. Brings out your less likeable traits."