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I have so much I want to get done today. I've started out by sitting in chairs I don't usually sit in. It's gonna be a productive day!
Facebook won't let me change my name to Apollo.
Cool Kid Tip #1: Wave to cars being driven by people you think you know but absolutely don't. It leaves everyone feeling nice and awkward.
Lately I've had no control over how frequently I use the "sarcastic thumbs-up". It's like my thumb has a super hysterical mind of its own.
Just purchased my Jurassic Park 3D ticket. Two weeks in ahead of time. Like a normal person.
Fitting rooms should be legally required to be equipped with a flare gun for when you inevitably get stuck in a pair of skinny jeans.
Enthusiastically pumped my fist when my muffin guy realized he actually did have chocolate chip muffins. Yeah, I have a muffin guy.
"...and you know L.L. Bean..." - and excerpt from a conversation that I have no business being in.