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Your coattails look pretty spacious. Mind if I hitch a ride?
What doesn't kill you can still psychologically ruin you for the rest of your life.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a pop shove-it. Dude kinda sucks at skateboarding.
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I'm fucking terrified of Virginia Woolf.
My spirit animal is extinct.
Either the drug sniffing dog at this train station intentionally gave me a pass, or it's time for him to hang up his badge.
He's out of the seizure which I now believe he was faking. Now he's on his feet, dancing, and butchering "I did it my way."
'How do you feel about putting children on leashes?'
Her: I do not approve of this.
Me: I may approve under special circumstances
When it comes to looking like a total asshole you can't fuck with me.
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