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Yeah, Ive been fishing. That make me a bogan? Oh, and I suppose just because my mum likes causal sex, that makes her a whore? Forget you man
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I don't mean to brag, but we adopted two unwanted dogs from the pound. AND continue to feed them... and I don't even like the second one
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Tried to save a cockatoo today. Took it to the vet. It's dead. Much like my faith in vets everywhere.
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Friends? Hah! I had a friend once.Her parents had pictures of the Virgin Mary on the walls. I had pictures of her naked mother in my heart.
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I'm your boss-man. But I'm also your friend. But I'm not your wife. But we have made massively violent love.
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Went to scoff and spat all over that nice lady. But if she hadnt spouted that RedRooster chips are too salty, she wouldnt be moist right now
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Everyone except me has an iPhone. Now I'll have to write an indie film about it that someone somewhere someday will consider seeing maybe.
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"Angry, Hateful, Racist Christian Girl Gets PWNED! By Intellectual Checkmate" Who knew that atheists were good at suggestive subtext. WHO?!?
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Had I been at the hospital, I could've grabbed her the second before she died, yelling "EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!"
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Aussies cant say prurient w/o sounding like douches.This is bad. As I often find myself in a situation where prurient simply must be used.
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"Dude, I'm kind of fat and don't agree with anything that's happening here." says cousin Tobias. And so say I!
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Someone on yahoo once said to me, "your so smart I want to cry" But then, they did cry. And it was awkward. Point is, don't go on yahoo ever
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"Fool, it's dangerous to talk to strangers. Never meet them else you'll get raped" Actual words spoken by a Wendys employee.
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Listen buddy, I know your mum just died and all but do you still have that cd I loaned you three years ago? It's just I kind of need it now
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Aw maaaaaan. Aw suckah! Dem moves be scary-awesome brah. Brosef! BROHAM, yo. Yo, yo jeeves. Peace brah. I'm out like trout dudeson!
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Oh no, don't type cous cous into google search. It's COUSCOUS! Man, if I knew what couscous was I'd be so pissed off right now.
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