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if you're in public and just yell, '5, 6, 7, 8!' everyone gets excited for a flash mob that never happens.
jerry dates a hip mom. elaine gets blocked by someone on twitter. kramer gets into dubstep. #updatedseinfeld
'i can't wait for the superbowl. i'm a huge tom brady fan.' -starving, one-armed child soldier in somalia.
what's the point of being a drummer if you're not gonna have a huge chest tattoo and take your shirt off at shows¿
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i was the first person in my family to go to college when college became meaningless and obsolete.
I am angry that society has marginalized people so that they feel that violence is the only available action.
i was an art history major in college, so i know one or two things about nothing.
the republican national convention is like the democratic national convention in that i don't care and nothing will be changed by anyone.
#YouOutYoDamnMindIf you've been committed to a mental institution.
please pay attention to me and leave me alone.
where is mitt romney's birth certificate?
dreamt i won the stanley cup and successfully repelled an attack from a castle. and my mom says i'm not doing anything productive.
My dad just made my mom laugh for the first time in a decade by making fun of me.
hey rich white girls on facebook, please stop complaining forever.
if you're happy and you know it, please observe the world you live in more carefully.
i just greeted someone with actual sincerity. it was a record breaking hi.
sometimes i say 'buy buy' to people instead, and they don't even realize.