The #NDAA was drafted by @senjohnmccain, who must have loved being detained indefinitely.

"We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things, and want what we had." -Dick Whitman

Is Internet Explorer used for anything other than seeing how bad things look in Internet Explorer?

You can relax everyone, Dinosaurs is finally on Netflix.

Real Fox News Headline of the Day: RT @foxnation OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE

Pretty sure Bane just took over the Super Bowl.

@arundas @ncillette I'll try my best, even if it means sleeping my way to the top. I'm looking at you, @bensavage.

Sorry, grown man in a LeBron jersey.

Classic CREEM/Beastie Boys piece that I chose and transcribed for the anthology published by HarperCollins - http://t.co/xgiD6Iq6 #longreads

Also, please don't live-tweet the Grammys tonight. Do anything else with your life.

"Axe Body Spray has a new product for women. I’m guessing it’s mace."
-@stephenathome

Making dinner, thinking about The Hills.

Went to Barnes and Noble for nothing. Turns out Undercover Brother isn't even based on a book.

"The good stuff is really really good, but there's a finite amount of it." -@brianjbowe on New Edition. Truer words were never spoken.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Now accepting sponsorship for this year's Launched. If interested, contact me at luke.hackney@launchedevent.com - http://t.co/0QjvOHri

This is important: Freaks and Geeks is now on Netflix.

7/11: Free Slurpee Day. Never Forget.

If any of you ever puts a hash tag in a text you send me, I swear to God...

@ryan_duncan Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends with Benefits