Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
DENTIST: "You have some plaque on your teeth."
ME: "You mean the one that says 'WORLD'S BEST TEETH'?"
DENTIST: "That's the one."
"Yeah, it's great, Rooney asked for a transfer." - Paul Scholes. Fuck context. That is what he said.
90+4: All over - Wigan 1-0 - awful day and it just wasn't our year....
Robben made Alba look like an idiot. He dropped his shoulder & Alba's only response was to fall over like he'd been hammered into by Muller.
Probably my favourite thing I've read on the internet so far this year: http://oliviarrrr.tumblr.com/post/46760265056/so-about-an-hour-ago-my-mum-came-running-into-my …
Jürgen Klopp said yesterday that Shinji Kagawa cried in his arms for 20 mins before leaving to Man Utd.
i bet chris brown is going to be embarrassed when he finds out that frank ocean is a boy!
Happy new year sell wayne rooney