Roy Keane's face when Adrian Chiles tells a joke: like someone's offered him a dogshit sandwich pic.twitter.com/ebYkX9DG

One of the most beautiful things I've ever read. John Steinbeck writes to his son about love: http://t.co/46U7uBbE (via @lettersofnote)

“@flyosity: "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.” - Brilliant

“@simonnricketts: Oopsie, Daily Express, that'll be the Dutch people on your front page tomorrow. http://t.co/YtpX0pWL” - Brilliant!

Great piece on @viceuk of the horrendous clustermess that is currently passing for nightlife in satellite towns:  http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-big-night-outat-the-end-of-western-civilisation …

Check out @shoutsatcows for some hilarious Christmas tweets from some moody teenagers. Epic.

Lawro having a go at Podolski playing for Germany and not Poland. That's Lancashire and Republic of Ireland's Mark Lawrenson.

Attention artists/music fans etc: Read this by @johnny_marr and be inspired: http://t.co/CegsdnIg

This is the funniest letter I've ever read. Bar none. http://t.co/UoOqif2C (via @lettersofnote)

Brilliant tattoo http://t.co/25BaIid (via @salihughes)

This, on George Osborne's arrogance, would be fun if it wasn't so depressing. From @mattleys:  http://storify.com/willsheaney/ill-informed-rubbish …

This is superb, from the excellent @lettersofnote http://t.co/jfRnmXad

“@utterben: The hope these ladies get very rich. "The Invisible Bike Helmet"... https://t.co/TkWOw2qX” - amazing!

After saying on the BBC website that he 'expects Dalglish to stay', Mark Lawrenson is currently on 5Live saying he's now 'not surprised'.

Cesc: *picks up phone* *dials* 'Hello? Can you put me through to Arsene Wenger please? What do you mean he's unavailable? Yes I'll hold.'

Here's an excellent piece which sums up the Redknapp situation nicely. Read and spread the word, it deserves it: http://t.co/AWCZzCB

Genuine question - Why are Chelsea fans more disgusted with Benitez as manager than they are with John Terry's actions as a human being?

Sky Sports News: 'How are the Spanish press reacting to this, Guillem?' Balague: 'I don't know, I'm breaking the story.' #fuckingcool

This is possibly the greatest gif in the history of the internet. http://t.co/24VnoA22 (via @davidkeywood) #Suarez #Dalglish

Since 06/07 Spurs net spend: £85.7m. Arsenal's net PROFIT: £57.6m. Compare league finishes and press coverage of Wenger and Redknapp. Mad.