I was oddly moved by the fact that they changed the tattoo to be a 'Nard dog #TheOffice

Tonight's #AdventureTime is feeling me with the feels :-S

You'd think LAX would have a cooler playlist than Top Easy Listening Hits of 2007

Looks like we've picked a scapegoat if things don't go as planned, is what I'm getting from this. http://t.co/lKndn8pc

Anyone else notice that Daria took out almost all her anger on Tom?

@werttrew Bubba was clearly robbed.

Other than band, @videogum is the only place I really feel I belong in this world #sighofrelief #sentimentalgum #realtalk

Oh, BTW, T-minus 2 days 'til I graduate! (sorry I haven't been updating y'all with me oh-so interesting life, Tweeps)

Nothing about Modern Family winning an #Emmy is shocking. Except how shocked they always are #TaylorSwiftSyndrome?

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #21baby

I still think Kevin Bacon's role in Beauty Shop was some of his best work.

Whoa...Jason Lee-how you doin'? #UpAllNight #yowza

I haven't rooted so hard for a couple to be together since Jim and Pam #ParksandRec

Trying to focus on the positive things that happened to me @vidcon instead of my paralyzing shyness-e.g. I sat next to @buckhollywood twice!

Getting ready to walk across the stage! #graduation2013

New goal: save up money so by this time next year I can treat myself to a trip to Hawaii or something #needtogetaway

If y'all knew how much time I've spent thinking about a Griff-Harley showdown on #ParksandRec, y'all would be so disappointed in me.

Haven't graduated yet, but the school's already hitting me up for "legacy" money - and during Adventure Time no less...

Been stuck in a Wikipedia binge the past couple days. I now know more information about the WWE than I ever thought I would.

That jazz tribute was probs the best performance of the night #Grammys