Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
I feel like I'm in grade 9. That's how first year college is.
I'd like to start a new year without crushing anxiety
HUHUHUH LETS WRITE THC ON THE BUS BECAUSE DRUGS
I would marry the crap out of Jason Segal.
There's some lentils in the toilet.
I once thought I was dyslexic for a week- turns out I'm just really bad at reading.
WOW OK MOLESTATION JOKES AREN'T COOL EITHER, BUDDY.
Hey upcomming stand up comics- dull rape jokes just aren't funny.
Stand up at Milk...you tried.
Could really go for a Twix right now.
Please direct me to a timezone where I'm normal. Thanks.
Pinterest is dangerous for a 20 year-old woman.
I feel like I never sleep yet whenever anyone talks to me, I just woke up.