Was not expecting to park next to this when I got up this morning. http://t.co/g0j3Ihij

@kidneybingos I’ll use your face as a stool.

I did a freaking shoulderstand balancing on someone's arms!!

Bald Auntie with the newest bald member of the family. http://t.co/r6NiTbGy

Trying to think of what to write as my first tweet as a bald person. #breezy

One of those days where I eat my yogurt with a giant slotted serving spoon because I'm too lazy to wash one of the spoons in the dishwasher

Putting a call out: anyone know any super awesome quilters/sewing machine geniuses? I have a very special project in mind.

I see my tea is manufactured at Loblaws, Inc. I wonder if Bob Loblaw drank Loblaws tea while working on his law blog.

Celebrating Fall with a new recipe: Raspberry-Apple crisp with Polenta topping. Delish! http://yfrog.com/5b9p1uj

@experiencelife Incorporate exercise into more of a routine. It feels like a chore so I exercise sporadically and I want that to change.

I donated $1 to Autism and now my name is taped to a White Castle drive-thru window. True story.

Attn: @angied http://twitpic.com/1mjbqy

@staciaann someone says "hi" http://twitpic.com/19njij

Reading through my presentation evals from last night. Under "What Could Be Done Differently?" someone wrote "More cowbell"

I was just informed that I had a "Sign Here" Post-It flag stuck to my butt. #signthisbitch

A seamstress' worst nightmare: I need more boning.