girl is your name adventure time because i thought u were cute but ur actually kinda sad and messed up!!!!!!! (i still like u tho)

why cant i live on the internet.............study on the internet............work on the internet....................... eat on the internet

accidentally brushed my teeth with the wrong toothbrush am i ruined for marriage please help this is important

YEAH GO AHEAD JERK OFF TO LITTLE ANIME GIRLS YOU FUCKING CREEPY WEIRDOS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS THINK. THEY MUST BE PROUD

you are in bed with your free ipad. your ipad asks "honey what's wrong. can't sleep?" and you whisper "i don't know...who unfollowed me...."

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ❀✧♪*:❂･ﾟ✧✿♫ ｙｏｕ　ｌｏｏｋ　ｌｉｋｅ　ａ　ｃｈｉｌｄ　ｍｏｌｅｓｔｅｒ．　ｙｏｕｒ　ｐａｒｅｎｔｓ　ａｒｅ　ａｓｈａｍｅｄ　(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ❀✧♪*:❂･ﾟ✧✿♫

This is Twitter isn't it http://t.co/xTmWfFfz

hey god if ATHEISTS dont' exist............... oh no i messed up!!

im a girl buy me games on steam im a girl buy me games on steam im a girl buy me games on steam im a girl buy me games on steam im a girl bu

"I'm not a cute girl doing cute things. I'm a cute girl doing cute girls."

i told my psychologist about twitter and she was like "can i see ur twitter account" and i was like *laughs*

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ #makingtwitterabetterplace

Girls are cute I love girls I want to hold all girls

"i'm going to teach you how to draw people of different nationalities" *draws the same anime girl 50 times*

twitter some of you don't understand shipping that well so i drew you a picture http://t.co/RwhM5KSo

i called my mom and told her i was pregnant and she was like "whos the dad" and i said "pizza"

im looking at creepy cute stuff and sighing very deeply and deflating slowly

wow i'm gay

if you block me because im friends with someone you dont like i will find you and put millions of ants in your hair

anime is gross dont talk to me about anime