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You don't actually cook bacon. It blesses your pan with its tasty presence.
I give up. You fuckers go ahead and call people "devops". I'm going to be over here with the sysadmins and developers keeping shit going.
OH: "sourceforge is the detroit of open source software"
Github hoodie, Basho hat, puppetconf tshirt. I look like a fucking geek NASCAR driver.
I no longer can spell monopoly. I always type moonpoly. Fuck you, Cliff.
Shout out to those in ops for retail sites. Stay strong. Carry on.
developers, I love you all so much but really you should know something about the systems running your code. We're in this together gang.
Father of two. Geek. Polyglot. Operations overlord. Pushing the buttons of the Corporate Beast. Tweets do not represent blah blah blah. Currently @dell