@dloesch @judy828 #OutrageBBQ pic.twitter.com/yCu45c1eTu

The more I self-medicate to get rid of this cold the better your tweets become. I follow the best ppl I swear. Only 1 or 3 of u are lame.

I miss the days when I used to despise the Clintons. God, I miss them now.

I haven't researched any of this but having the NY Marathon this weekend is probably the worst idea in the history of mankind.

@wolfstar20 @pamgrier drives me nuts when my friends buy a dog at a pet store. *any* breed is eventually avail from a shelter or rescue.

When you think that your political opposite is the enemy and not just someone who disagrees then you will believe a lot of stupid shit.

I'm still not convinced that Dick Clark will be absent from NYE in Times Square

ppl I'd not mind hanging out w/IRL. #FF @theleanover @bluegrassbabe3 @ericthewhite @foureyedannie @othatjo @doctorklein @watchjeff...

I concur --> My Pick for the Funniest Tweet of 2011 http://t.co/UVGnSvqE

For the last time, Oktoberfest is always in September and Rocktober is always in 1986.

Never thought I'd live to see the day of a 7.0 rating on @pitckforkmedia for a new #BlackSabbath album.  http://ow.ly/lU2vd 

Hell no. It killed its maker. Legendary. Keep it RT @9news: Should the DIA horse be removed? #9NEWSHeadlines  http://on9news.tv/WWIOsf 

@galtsgirl @deppisch I am going to lol when ppl freak out about their paychecks in 2013 though. What? Tax cuts expired, wait what? Me too?

@jessicanaomi828 your shrill and vile hatred is a bigger obstacle to gay marriage then their opinions @northdallas30 @goproud @gaypatriot

Willing to trade a billion Google+ dollars for a Pinterest invite.

#DIA is somewhere in that. #cowx #9wx @ Denver International Airport (DEN)  http://instagr.am/p/WpTm3oHU4n/ 

If children are our future then the future could be really annoying.

.@arbys I don't even like Rush Limbaugh but your self-righteous cowardice guarantees I'll never eat 1oz of "meat" between soggy buns again.

I was pleased with my new Pandora station until Westerberg's Na Na Na nah song came on. Oh hell no. 👎

When I was a kid, #SoCal #Trekkies gave me #StarWars action figures b/c my parents were poor. Always have a soft spot for those ppl. #1978