If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s that drinking and packing do not mix. pic.twitter.com/b0kfycq9Mh

To Vitor’s credit, he jumped weight, fought injured and gave us all hope. Vitor is a warrior. #UFC152

Ok, ok. Here's another Boardwalk Empire inspired piece I got. http://t.co/Is7nK0JV

I like Roy Nelson. I like when he wins. But he’s never been a serious threat to the HW title. I really wish he’d drop the lbs. #UFC161

I want to see Uriah Hall vs Vitor Belfort but only the only technique allowed is spinning back kicks. #ufconfx

Pls RT: @att, @comcast, @verizon punishing users for downloads. Tell ISPs to stop #SIXSTRIKES.  http://act.demandprogress.org/act/six_strikes_2013/?referring_akid=a8102080.1009117.gNbia6&source=auto-tw … via @demandprogress

ARM BARS FOR DAYS!!!!!!! #UFC157

Chael Sonnen crushing this post fight show #ufc156

Just used “search local tweets” function on @tweetbot app. Pretty sure everyone tweeting around me is 25 years younger than I am. I’m 30.

Amazing, amazing fight . Bloodbath. #UFC155 pic.twitter.com/r0j6XfRO

If I’ve learned one thing from Hurricane Sandy, it’s that pretty much nobody fact checks the photos they post.

Breaking Bad is so good it’s ridiculous

Holy shit now that’s a fight

Oh, a Yushin Okami fight. Awesome #zzz #ufc150

To this day, I mark out so hard when Bret Hart’s music hits #Raw1000

Illegal knee?? WTF???

The #TSA just broke my balls because my boarding pass says Larry and my license says Lawrence. What a useless, shit organization.

Before/after. #pizza  http://instagram.com/p/Y9BaPYntzp/ 

Lol at this Showtime announcer dude… “there are 54 champions in boxing today. This is my business and i’d be lucky if I named 20 of them”

I wonder if Bisping will engage Belcher or hit and run? I really like Belcher. I hope he pulls it off. #UFC159