News stories say bombing suspect has throat injury so motive might never be known. Really? Is media unfamiliar with the pencil?

@margoandhow RP's like a doctor who diagnoses lung cancer that five previous docs missed; then prescribes cigarettes & asbestos.

@dayvyg @lamanifpourtous weird how there's no gay attacks on straights. One side trying to live their lives; other are controlling jerks.

@dayvyg .ps? Why not annoy everyone and call it "tine Pales"? #humor #stack #based

@brianmlucey @goldcore OK, yes. Depositers should be near end of queue to receive a haircut (in non-looting economic systems).

@theevertbopp @eoghanol @paraic Sometimes the ass is smart, sometimes the ass smarts. The ass cycle is so fickle.

@jim_sheridan I propose a new rule: an election must be called if unemployment is above 10% for longer than 6 months.

@jayrosen_nyu I never knew there was a sporting rivalry between NY and Boston until I moved from NY to Boston...

.@elizabethaf is off to the races trotting out horse puns.

@kennethbaer Taking bets on that happening again?

@kathleen_mcgee I didn't retweet @anncoulter out of approval, I retweeted it so people could see how despicable conservatives are.

@ebertchicago Can't log in from online either. Shame they didn't use youtube. #therumble2012

@margoandhow If they were legitimately shot the human body has a way to deal with that.

@barbarahui @richgibson @igrigorik @skud I think something like this be modded for emacs users: http://t.co/TJmix1k5

@netfreedom @doctorow @klillington Note that free software depends on copyright to remain free.

@dreadncircuses Alternatively the name is too hard for the Sky reporters to pronounce. #neverdiscountstupidity

@theseconddarrin NJ edition: Democracy requires referendum on marriage equality; does not require referendum on millionaire's tax.

@ceelogreen You sang "Imagine" in a fur coat & expensive jewelry and changed lyric to be pro-religion. #2011WrongnessSummedUp

@nomsthelorax @plutoniumpage What an odd world that would be. instead of "tweets," "queets"… instead of "STFU," "GYHR"… OK, I'll stop now.

.@kbradnam "Not peppery enough" is a health concern now? #ucdavis