@sportssturm newest sports joke: sad josh hamilton photoshopped into photos  http://sadjoshhamilton.tumblr.com/ 

Psy wrote a song about the effect of materialism on S. Korean culture and now he's being used to sell pistachios to privileged americans

@kate_leth sickness time/ come on grab your friends, we'll sneeze and cough and/stay in bed

"WE'RE HERE, WE'RE WEIRD, AND WE'RE making meme jokes that people with lives dont' understand"-the internet at political rallies

what the fuck are white people complaining about now

everybody fucking likes star wars

We all know that one person who posts selfies every day, all of which are from the same angle, with the same face

America: where having a boner for a mass murderer is okay but pointing out how fucked up that is earns you hate and racial slurs @hqlle

the only thing i know about Persona 4 is that there's a dude named Yosuke who'll be your friend even if you're into freaky stuff

i've heard that "Piers Morgan" is actually british slang for "useless shithead with a big mouth". i feel like that might catch on

JFK pickup line: hey babe, you're the only thing on my mind because the national archive lost my brain after my autopsy

Yes i would like to apply for job, here is resume *only job listed is "puppy bowl referee"*

"lol star wars i'm so nerddeeeee" what the fuck is wrong with you. do you know how popular fucking star wars is?

on a scale of kawaii to uguu how moe are you

i hate when people label anything as "hipster". how the fuck is scott pilgrim hipster. it's about a kid in a band who likes a girl

GUYS: the tsunami will only affect Hawaii's water level by about 2 meters. so it should be less for the west coast. RT so Cali will know

@zetacoes @danger_matthew @55marshmallows http://twitpic.com/3r3y94

I drank 4 BEERS AND SPME CRPWN ROTAL,In 30 mibutes anf,threw up hplt fick

I'm refraining from jesus jokes today. After all, jesus isn't the type of dude you wanna cross.

@hafk @connorspace GABE BOY, ADVANCE!