Better late than pregnant.

Maybe money can't buy you happiness, but poverty can't buy you SHIT!

She's banged so many niggas that her neighbors think that her apartment is a stop on the Underground Railroad

If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!

#Same RT @sexytaraholiday: I just voted for Director of the Year (NICA NOELLE) @brainjunk for #TheFannys 2013  http://po.st/sVLf6L 

@brainjunk @girlcandyfilms That #MotherSuperior whoa

@moss1000 @adriannecurry I co-sign with John. I fought tooth n nail just to get my hearing aids when I came back from my tour

@adamcomedian @thmpsnta1 just copped it. #Bangin

I'm writing a movie. It's a horror movie. It's about black people, designed to scare white people. It's called "Black Men: Employed."

I just spent an hour in Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.

A good woman can make me feel confident, strong, and able to take on the world. Nah fuck ... that's vodka and cocaine... that does that!!!

John Boehner looks like a guy who got too close when his house was getting a treatment of orange oil.

Blow jobs are like flowers for men.

@rodmccullom #TheWire w/o question

@mtvtrey @mariemtv @latoyajmtv That was genius! Sry bruh! LOL

The USA fell to 33rd in the FIFA soccer rankings. Of course, part of the problem – most Americans said “What’s FIFA?”

Watchin this Real World and this cat @mtvtrey is a chill/stand up dude. Gotta respect that!

@brainjunk To me, he's the G.O.A.T. for greatest American musician/artist

@brainjunk Blame it on the Boogie

"....I don't owe nobody jack/Grown men want me to sit em on my lap/But I don't have a beard and Santa Claus ain't black" #BestJayZLine