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Better late than pregnant.
Maybe money can't buy you happiness, but poverty can't buy you SHIT!
She's banged so many niggas that her neighbors think that her apartment is a stop on the Underground Railroad
If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
I'm writing a movie. It's a horror movie. It's about black people, designed to scare white people. It's called "Black Men: Employed."
I just spent an hour in Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.
A good woman can make me feel confident, strong, and able to take on the world. Nah fuck ... that's vodka and cocaine... that does that!!!
John Boehner looks like a guy who got too close when his house was getting a treatment of orange oil.
Blow jobs are like flowers for men.
The USA fell to 33rd in the FIFA soccer rankings. Of course, part of the problem – most Americans said “What’s FIFA?”
Former Marine. St. Bonaventure student. Sports enthusiast. Family Guy.