If you don't follow @maureenjohnson I don't know what it is you think you're doing with your life.

trying to decide if i wanna dye my hair brown for summer bc my natural black absorbs all the heat in the world omg

These constant tornado watches are really annoying... the sirens are REALLY. ANNOYING. I'm out here trying to function tornado pls go away.

No, I do not consider a close up of your lips with a filter "photography" and no, I will not "like" your facebook page. STAHP PLS.

The stress of having to deal with my grandmother visiting is making me break out. *violently sobbing* Go away grandmother. ;n;

"The world is your oyster. Make lemonade." YES. OK.

Tried not to get sucked into what is the "Teen Wolf" trend, but I have to admit, it's pretty good. ALSO HOT GUYS.

Mother gets home from vacation today... Which means I have A LOT to do before 4PM. #dying #HALPMEH

Just saw an old Malcom in the Middle episode where they discuss finding the Higgs particle and flipped shit because IT HAS BEEN FOUND. ;w;

The Father at church today pulled out his iPhone, emergency Samsung flip phone, cash/credit cards, & also told us of his love for Starbucks.

Watching a documentary on H. H. Holmes. He was the father of all serial killers. <3 How enticing. 

@agvfe0331 So I'm guessing thins are working out? :)

My bro and I just discussed how it'd be hilarious if our bones broke every time we took a step. We laughed for 15 min. #wtfiswrongwithus

I'm eating an orange and drinking orange juice for breakfast... What am I doing with my life. Lol

@agvfe0331 What do you think? I'm thinking of adding more brown in the middle... http://t.co/qXxLErgk

So scared of having my wisdom teeth removed. ;n; Oral surgery is one of my biggest fears. D': #waaah

Sometimes... I'm lazy and only pull my pants up halfway and then collapse on my bed. Well, I tried. #backtosleep

While I was napping, my phone went over the data limit resulting in a $15 charge. Obviously some ghost has it out for me. #evilbastard

Omg orchestra rehearsal. Let me die a slow painful death.... @adamcall1 Is this depressing enough for you?

I'm so freaking lazy that I got into the shower and just stood there for half an hour until I remembered that movement was necessary. #ugh