@gruber If you had just called it Metro, all this could have been avoided.

They re-paved the gym parking lot with pollen.

Headlines of Mac Daddy’s demise notwithstanding, reports of my death are premature.

Nathaniel has named all of our baking blueberry muffins after Santa’s reindeer. “Blitzen gets cooked, Daddy.”

He’s my kid, so it isn’t called babysitting when I’m watching him. Ass.

Shuttlecraft to Enterprise, Shuttlecraft to Enterprise. Galileo is up for auction. http://t.co/5qlD37JD

Nathaniel and I are enjoying our copy of the Steve Jobs biography. http://t.co/Bfxomive

Twitterrific for iPad's color scheme acts as a subliminal conversation moderator. Way too gray—speak up, will ya? Too much green—quiet down!

So, who is going to Mars?  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/01/jamestown-cannibalism/2126421 …

Came to #treknj to drink at the bar and talk about Dr. Who.

Aereo won the first round of court battles. I’m looking forward to testing their broadcast TV antenna rental service when it hits my market.

Nate is being introduced to full motion A/V wIth ~5 minute, one-a-day Sesame Street playlists. Are there any sketches you would prioritize?

@foodbypeople Hot damn, now we’re cookin’!

@vanishes Speaking of business, this site just went up.  http://www.foodbypeople.com/invitations/new 

Extraterrestrial life? No chance that exists.  http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130306.html …

“'The record shows that there is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees,' wrote the judges.”  http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323549204578320531185286140 …

My mind resists attributing this nausea to a pretend pizza Nate made out of my back and fed to me but … he does have a powerful imagination.

Is there any other way to end a belated Korean BBQ Xmas with friends than singing a carol ad nauseum with your toddler on the ride home?

Receiving a thank you wave at a stop sign makes me almost as mad as if the other driver had just cut me off. Why don’t you know the rules?

Ichiro doesn’t know what to expect from the crowd tonight. He’d better prep for a roar. Yankee fans recognize and appreciate excellence.