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he's saying fuck a LOT

buy one get one free that's the motto nigga BOGO

my skin hasn't broken out in like two months i think i am officially an adult, thanks 4 all ur support

@loonyluna48 @thejesseyoder my GOD he's a major BABE

hey world, we americans are kinda having an off week, so if u could plz just give us a sec....thnx

CNN is now reporting news that I saw on Reddit yesterday and was posted on 4chan two days ago.....

#flirtlikeanerd is that a thumb drive or are you just happy to see me or is it your penis

"I bet Hitler would've liked Kathy Griffin." -@danekevincook

Mroww:-)

the amount of things i have to do before may is too damn high

@itrevormoore @darren_trumeter @timmyisanerd @sambrown42069 Thnx for a great show in Omaha last night! Here's a pic pic.twitter.com/qg443aeDCw

scottland's not gone in fact i can get you on for a week for the low low price of $59.95

i need a monkey to sit on my shoulders and massage my ears thanks ok

i 100% regret using hashtag vagina and i vow never to use it again

ok java update. you win. today we'll update. you persistent bitttch.

exit thru the gif shop

I'm getting really excited for the return of @zackscott tonight

god i look like a goddamn crackhead

Of course zoey wants to play chase right now.............. =^..^=