#tenyearsago I bought a blueberry iMac myself so I could AIM and look at gay porn in my bedroom (BUT I WASN'T GAY!!!)

@anamariecox "I'd like to redistrict you out of your pants." #wonkpickuplines

I read tyranny as tranny and now cannot stop thinking that Jay Rosen's a pre-op. http://twitpic.com/1555lo

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"What's the matter with the fucking scarves? People wear scarves!" -- Theresa Rebeck, last night

FYI, you can't say homos in the comments at  http://abcnews.com : "Time to boycott San Francisco Pride! Who's with me ####?"

"I would never hurt a piece of furniture!"  http://nyti.ms/12ycD6Q 

"Whose perm was tighter: yours or Barry Gibb's?" One of the many gems of NYT commentors' questions for Babs  http://nyti.ms/173qh39 

Will someone please make an app that combines Grindr with Goodreads? That would make my life a hell of a lot easier.

"The other day, I was bemoaning the camp ignorance of certain contestants on this season’s RuPaul’s Drag Race with my hair stylist, Justin"

Draw a line in the sand, and then make a stand. Use your Facebook to spar, use your avatar! When they act tough, you call their bluff.

Is Josh Safran on Twitter? Because I think we should all Twitterbomb him on how even Theresa Rhebeck's Smash was better than his.

I have two and a half weeks to lose 15 pounds so I can fit into my suit for Elaine's last show EVER at the Carlyle. Talk about pressure...

O. M. G. Elaine announced her final week at the Carlyle, before she moves back home to Michigan. Who is going with me?!?

How many (un)closeted old lesbian actresses will I see at tonight's opening of Holland Taylor's Ann?

They continue to cast The Last Five Years at least five years too young.

Leo DiCaprio's trailer at Broadway and Reade is just oozing hotness.

The 6 train was a ghost town today.

Tickets to Fun Home: The Musical secured. This should be interesting...

Did Eastern Bloc put up all the Obama posters and stop showing porn before or after Anderson came out?