U R Catholic if... while watching Star Wars you hear "may the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you". (Text from kid)

Exorcist!!! Still creeping me out after all these years

Here is how you know you are talking to white trash, when you call them white trash, you have to pick yourself up from the pavement

@kharryan It Takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile but it only takes 4 muscles to give you the middle finger!

Twitter is telling me that @greatdismal is similar to @ericidle ? Really Twitter? In all these years, I've seen no one similar to Eric Idle.

RT @angelfrmcanada The police acted on a report made against Grace today. If she continues to harass @adasheart (cont) http://t.co/v57gU5A6

@saraespivey @shanandcrew that was so sweet & true

BTW A Big Congrats to @adasheart for being named the #1 bully of twitter in the online survey....#goodjobbitch

rest assured @adasheart U can lock up all u want but as long as your dog face hangs around twitter, u won't have peace, u can't STFU

Did I tell #JGF that @adasheart said my deceased cousin "is an old hag who should rot in hell" Positivity in your little family, LOVE IT

@realoldhouswife @kharryan @sparklenlace Disco Tex & The Sexolettes http://t.co/RZLBnOjP

This is my new idol. It's easy to look great in your 20's but Carmen Dell'Orefice is 80 & Models for Hermes & Vittadini http://t.co/M2hd6FQ3

@bollywoodfanmia @evilschwartzie U know, sometimes you can't tell if Ozzy is going backward or forward :)

@katecomplikated Fraid it's too late for Bruce, he could not longer survive outside the zoo

@kjothesmartass @the_exes Congrats! (Is bigger the same as smarter?)

What a speech for a 4 yr old's party Alexis, how appropriate #RHOOC

@mackiedean @ks2id2tx @cherischeris @funandglamgirl @adasheart @angelfrmcanada @salvie366 Sick unto DEATH of (cont) http://t.co/N4MmBrkm

@salvie36 @gracecharles Is this one of the boys? http://www.facebook.com/people/Robin-Corrado-Dangelo/1247411563

I am watching home movies with Prince Charles, a good sign that it is time for bed

I have come to love plain greek yogurt with blackberries, lost 5.5 #SouthBeach