Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The part where the judges on #TheVoiceAu are relieved to see an attractive person on the stage really drives the shows message home.
Well Anna Bligh, this is what you get for leading a state through a devastating natural disaster with incredible poise & honesty. #QldVotes
Men In Black 3, Austin Powers 4 and Scary Movie 5 all set for 2012. Who says Hollywood is out of ideas!
If you watch 127 Hours backwards it's an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert. #moviesbackwards
Mark Zuckerberg, you may now poke the bride.
The real winners of the triple j #Hottest100 is Nova. Who get 100 "brand new" songs to add to their playlist.
Homosexual sex was illegal in Tasmania until 1997. Now they are calling for same-sex marriage. Pull your socks up mainland.
Wow. Three seconds in and my television sprouted legs and threw itself off the balcony. #TheShire
Mark Zuckerberg's wife has set her relationship status to: $$$$$$$$$
The Pope is resigning to spend more time with your children.
We did it Twitter. We made every Kim Jong-Il joke there was to make. I'm sure North Korea will appreciate it once they get the Internet.
Odd how the fictional characters on #PubertyBlues are more realistic than the actual people on The Shire.
At this point there are several directions I could choose to go in. #EarlierVersionsOfBands
Bob Katter is the personification of Caps Locked Comic Sans.
16 years ago homosexuality was illegal there, today their lower house passed same-sex marriage. We can all be proud of our map of Tasmania.
So when Muslim extremists protest it's "a riot" but when Christians gather and terrify the city it's just called Hillsong.
Hey America, here's a crazy idea. Get some fucking gun laws.
Music maker. Magic school bus rider. Klipspringer in Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby.