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I found weed on the floor of my room. God is real.
Fuck relationships. Y'all are fucking stupid as shit.
Every single suggested follow is a stoner. I love you Twitter.
You really can't put a price on good pussy though.
I can't even hate pretty girls anymore. Too many of them follow me on Twitter.
I'd marry you, if you wanted.
I'M LIKE AN ERECTION DRUG. That's awesome. SEE MOM! I told you I'd be something one day.
Why don't adult stores advertise on groupon. They'd make a killing I'm sure.
You're mad cute, but your tweets are shit. No follow back for you sugar. 😘
Smoke a lot of weed but I could never forget ya.
Seven followers until five hundy. 😳
You're a hateful little spit fuck aren't you?
I really really like what you're doing.
There's a certain line you just don't cross, and you crossed it.