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Second base is anal right?
Hey you fucks, I don't use twitter to gain followers. I use it to follow other people worth following.
I want someone I can love, that I won't hate. Someone that will think about me while she masturbates.
Is it wrong that I want you wearing rope marks all the fucking time?
My pee is clear already, youre missing the party
Take me seriously, I'm not irish.
You can't spell amusement without 'use me'
Found out I have to shave my beard next week. I imagine this is what it feels like to lose a child.
If you're having boring sex I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but tame sex ain't one.
In haligonia. Probably naked. Beard Nye the Science Guy #kcco #chiveon