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FUCKING HELL. while I was tweeting the kids drew all over their bodies AND faces with fucking sharpies !! HOLD ME TWITTER !
I've spent the last 24h telling myself I must cut down on sugar & fat then suddenly remembered I've got an awesome cheesecake in the fridge.
I'm lying down AND I'm dancing. Impressive, huh?
Good morning twitter! Last night I ended up slow dancing with a frog next to a giant cupcake. Pretty amazing experience - highly erotic.
I have to say, the Queen has become my favourite Bond girl. RESPEK.
Am I right to think the inside of a coconut should not smell like someone's arse?
If people tweet all crazy thoughts that go through their mind, you can really understand why some do really well in life & why others don't.
Pray for him Twitter.
I'm reading your tweets. They're shit.
*checks death anxiety level* super high.
Ok. Sleep attempt number two. Wish me luck.
Nobody here. Didn't realise Twitter closed at night. Should follow more Americans for those boring sleepless nights.
Can't fucking sleep Twitter. Nobody warned me the sheep were on strike tonight.
Do not keep adding salt to the wound, as every little grain fucking hurts.
Good morning twitter ! Today is introspection day. Like every other day. And maybe a bit of girly shopping if I find the time.
Oh & what kind of 6 yo goes to headmistress office to declare that "this school is no longer safe" & then hopes she'll close it down? Mine!!
I think about thoughts & I often say too much. Also I am in love with the human race. And shoes. PS: I may tweet en franglais.