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I'm one of those people that's too smart for my own good and not smart enough to do any good.
I think there's vodka missing in my redbull.
The road gets tough I don't know why.
I hate hearing your life story about how you're stranded and need money go away.
I really like your sale pants, you wear them well.
Twerk it out bitches.
I'm channeling amanda bynes tonight
What kind of barbarian smokes in their car now a days?
I hate when I text android people and my text bubbles are green. Yuck.
On my way to Orlando.
It's too dangerous for me to interact with humans before having my Starbucks.
All the boys they want me all the girls they want me too.
Why does xtina flop so hard doe?
Going to work on a Sunday, this is gods day I should be in bed wanking to gay porn all day.
I believe it, even if it is not true.
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