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Fools be saying I'll never get a job with my major - they don't know my Ty Beanie Babies gon' set me up for life.
I moved home for 3 months & my sister's cycle immediately switched to sync w/ mine, so I yell I AM THE ALPHA in her face whenever I see her.
To everybody who went to Hillcrest High School, I've got three words for you: Herff Jones guy.
Somewhere Liam Hemsworth is scrolling through google images of Miley Cyrus & realizing that he'll spend a fortune on their kids' veneers.
I have never messed up saying "februany," yet I'm single?
Traveling does weird things to me. I have a zit on my chin that was definitely sent directly from satan.
It makes sense that the east coast has so many trees, cuz the sticks up their butts have to come from somewhere, right?
My mom refuses t answer hypothetical questions such as "what would u do if I'd been pregnant in high school? Srsly, what?" Ugh so irritating
Oh crap you guys, has anyone checked on K Mart in a while? They're probs dead.
Mostly pop lyrics are meaningless fluff, but sometimes they challenge you to rly evaluate yourself. Thanks, Backstreet Boys & "Am I sexual?"
It's nice that January has worse weather than any other month bc then every year can begin with seasonal depression! Keeps ya humble.
Something just possessed me to peruse my senior yearbook. Whew, it's a good thing I was popular and not a loser, eh?! *emits wracking sob*
Few things get me as spittin' mad as hearing Christian Bale dis Newsies. Excuse me, some of us happen to worship that film, ok Mr. Bale?
In Roman History I had to excuse myself for laughing too hard when my professor taught about Emperor Pupienus. I'm now a 15-year-old boy.
I pretty much just wiped my mouth with my hand & then wiped that hand with my other hand. A human male observed me do this. Merry Christmas.