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"It's BYOB, but since I don't drink, I just bring foods that start with the letter B, even a silent letter B, like chocolate." #cheese
Flying into Detroit - someone behind me sees a body of water and asks, "Is that the ocean?" #backtobasics #geography
Joan Cusack on The Office?!?! Mind blown.
"Did you know that 15% of the population gets food poisoning each year?" "Dad, do you know how many people eat at taco bell every year?"
"You get a travel bag! You get a travel bag! Everybody gets a travel bag!"
"We have a motto here in Texas, kind of like Vegas: 'What happens here is better than what happens there.' Especially if there is Arkansas."