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one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
I look up to Jenna Marbles and Chelsea Handler... and now you know what is wrong with me.
I HATE WHEN I AM TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND AND HE ASKS IF I'M HIGH, NO I'M FUCKIN WEIRD.
when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
(n.) a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Fuck the past, but don't let it fuck you.
don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit
Do you ever go on YouTube to watch a music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe
Treyvon ... 😳 Whoops.
Cut out all the resistors and fence sitters in your life. Surround yourself with genuinely nice visionaries. ☀
You make the CHOICE to be happy.
I've been requesting a personal chef for about three years now, and still no luck.
I seriously fell down the entire flight of stairs so hard I knocked the air out of myself and couldn't answer when ppl asked if I was okay.
Binge drinking has been my way of life the last few weeks. 😵
Anxiety. Nxiety. Xiety. Iety. Ety. Ty. Y. Fooooo dayzzzz.
I am on a 24/7 limearita and lunchable diet.
I feel like Hood Mentality by Ice Cube is my life anthem... so that is what is wrong with me.