If I had a dollar for every time Obama said "um" I would have almost enough money to fix the economy. #debate #RomneyRyan2012

“@fillwerrell: When someone upsets your bestfriend pic.twitter.com/SZeqeUtyD5” @rachelannie2210 @shaenorris

Things fall together when they're supposed to, regardless of anything else. #myopinion

"Easy to dream a dream, though its harder to live it.." #wale #ambition 🎶🎶💙

Didn't they tell y'all that leprechauns ain't real? The luck has ran out! #RollTide ❤🏈🐘

I really wish I had a monogram VLOUR suit and backpack to match! I been been lookin for us some! 😂 @savannah_a23 @mcclark20

“@cakedjake: I will not cause pain without allowing something new to be born. -God (Isaiah 66:9) Keep your head up.” @mcclark20 😊

Sleep... Who needs it anyways?

“@cloydrivers: We come locked, cocked and ready to rock with 50 stars and 13 bars. Merica.” @shaenorris #Merica 😂

“@alanhungover: "How much is an Eminem?" "50 Cent" "What? That's Ludacris!"” @shaenorris

“@antijokebook: Where did Susie go during the bombing?

EVERYWHERE” @emmaherren @hannah_mac9

“@the90slife: I was a master at this. http://t.co/ODHIEEWt” @hshepherd12 this is you!!!

“@funnyevil: Hanging out with the same retarded best friend everyday and never getting bored of them.” @shaenorris

“@misfitsays:Rule #1 of love: you can never be just friends with someone that you’re in love with.” @shaenorris does this sound familiar?lol

“@friendshlp: Fake friends tell you the pretty lies. True friends tell you the ugly truth.” @shaenorris we are definitely true friends! 😜👍

“@shitgirlssay: She's not even that pretty.” @shaenorris this is us!!

“@girlposts: Lets Face it, We all want our kids To grow up and marry our best friends kids So we can Finally be RELATED.” @shaenorris

“@ithinkingepic: "Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'."” @shanaelkins made me think of you! :D

“@mentionto: #MentionTo someone who loves to copy a teacher's angry style.” @shaenorris

“@swagnote: A man that treats his women like A princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen ..Just sayin'” @shaenorris ;) #hilarious