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I'm being very funny today and I've gotten zero recognition. I hate you all.
I will never be desired by a man because I find talking animals on youtube way too funny.
just dreamt about napping while napping. even my subconscious is lazy.
just finished my 10 minute power workout and I was only on twitter for about 9 minutes of it. not too shabby for maggie!
there's no road that ain't a hard road to travel on.
was this winter suppose to be warm? just wondering why everyone's surprised its cold.. in canada.. in january.
I just remembered we only have like four months to live.. talk about a downer.
I can't be the only one who giggles when my phones at 69%.
went to the bathroom a half hour ago and I'm just now realizing I forgot to do up my pants. monday's are hard.
it seems absurd to me to buy organic bananas. (anyone who says anything scientific to me about organic food or bananas will be unfollowed).
just said 'I love you' to one of my kids and he said "thank you". I wish he was the only boy who's given me that response.
I like taking mac for walks at night because the neighbors can't see when he takes a dump on their lawn.. and when we run away from it.
I was holding a baby.. my nose started to run.. I wiped my nose on the babies head.
it all happened so fast.
when shows like '90210' make me feel bad about my life, I watch '1000 ways to die' and feel much better.
it's been a really productive day at work, so far.. I gained like ten new followers this morning alone!
all I need to know about daylight savings is whether it's the good or bad one.
I'll rear-end anyone who doesn't wave when I let them in. and no, I'm not one of those people who do nice things for the "good feeling".
someone in this waiting room is going to be seeing the doctor with worse injuries than they came in with. I'm looking at you, darth vader.
nothing disgusts me more than confidence.. just hate yourself like the rest of us.
showering feels so great, I think I'll start doing it more than once a month. LOL, jk guys.