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F**k What Women Want #RepublicanMovies
Do people with protected twitter accounts just tweet their social security number and mom's maiden name all day?
#DepressingToys Custody Battleship
Saving Private Sector #RepublicanMovies
I was worried I'd have to wait till Thanksgiving to see an old man yell at a chair. #RNC
Belittle Women #mitterature
Nothing warms my heart like old rich white dudes being denied something they want.
Ten bucks says we see the iPod playlist before we ever see the tax return. #RNC
I'm not trying to brag, but I still fit into my binder from high school.
Only 3 things in life are certain: death, taxes and the inevitable regret over your decision to read the comments.
While we're all (rightfully) discussing gun control, let's not forget our country's failings in healthcare re: treating the mentally ill.
Law and Order: Small Claims Court #UnwantedSpinoffs
#RejectedScoutBadges Ghost riding the whip
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