Amazing. #OnlyOnTwitter MT @amerbob Two starship captains bemoaning their cable service. Brilliant. http://t.co/RM9fEfPG

All ten trending topics are #sotu related? Good on you, America. Nice work.

I think this picture of the gold medal winner on the Tube is my favorite picture of the #olympics so far. https://t.co/swmOtrMZ

Ever wonder when Twitter is at its absolute best? Follow @chanian right now as he tweets his attempt to win the World Series of Poker.

Yep, that's a @twitter commercial on national television. #nascar http://t.co/9rinegDX

About to close your Twitter b/c of #Ipad3? Click over to @robinsloan instead, who is live-tweeting the #ipad8 release from THE FUTURE.

This is one of the most amazing uses of Vine yet: Play MASH on @buzzfeed  http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/mash-but-with-vines?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed … (via @marksluckie)

Kudos to @mashable for 1) Putting together this incredible list of women founders and 2) For not making it a slideshow! http://t.co/RwgRJ5Iz

The world through the eyes of the world's fastest man. Photos by @usainbolt right after his 200m win: http://t.co/Y6NcOL2B (via @faketv)

I love working freelance, esp. now that I looked it up & realized it means "mercenary soldier of the middle ages with no health or dental."

I've got a new role at Twitter! I'll be the interim head of our News team— working with the stellar @ericaamerica and @marksluckie.

So I've been working on a fun little project at Twitter and I get to share it with you all today: http://t.co/RscugXlQ

OH: "Life is all about hitting submit and then dealing with it." -@hoverbird

#Oscars + @justinbieber = I think a server just melted somewhere inside of Twitter.

I've already taken over @robinsloan's desk at @twitter HQ. Later today I will shave my head and begin using em-dashes.

Very excited about the public launch of @storify - If you've never played with it - go tinker around! http://storify.com

Four years ago, @chloes convinced some of us that "Twitter" & "hashtags" were important to the presidential debates. How right she was.

"Yahoo is the dive bar of the internet" (3/3). All from an AMAZING plea by @boobsradley for Mayer to NOT change Y! http://t.co/0WxFjCsE

I like that the verb associated with logging into VPN (boring work stuff) is "tunneling" (exciting adventure stuff). More evocative verbs!

My day begins early, besuited, clutching a cup of coffee. I pass many whose yesterdays have yet to end, clutching cocktails and each other.