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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    A fitting tribute to the great Tony Benn would be to form a republic, abolish the House of Lords, renationalise the railways and punch Gove

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    If Jesus had the Last Supper now, everyone would be tweeting on their phones. Except Judas, who can mysteriously afford an iPad

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    "I am a persecuted minority with no voice" writes man from the House of Lords on the front page of a national newspaper.

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    Enid Blyton's latest is a bit fucking bleak:  http://twitpic.com/e2m4e4 

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    Fucked off with #NOTW and Murdoch but not cancelled your SKY subscription yet? 08442 410 266. You're welcome.

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    Tony Blair winning the GQ award is an inspired bit of viral marketing for @owenjones84's Establishment

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    Louise Mensch to set up her own National Assembly called ParLouMensch* where it's loads better than the old one. (*not named after her)

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    "some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love..." "that's great, but what do you want me to write on your latte?"

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    Dear Barclays, I'd like to set my own interest rate on my accounts. According to the news this is OK now - is there a form I can fill in?

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  • magicdarts
      Graeme @magicdarts

    In case you missed it: Simon Cowell, Gary Barlow and, er: http://t.co/zp9PiQWj

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    Start of Jaws: ~~~~\o/~~~^~~~

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    Jonny Ball is on Strictly? That man is almost completely responsible for me being a scientist and wanting to poke at the world.

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    These condoms are really uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/rEsM7pQTKQ

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    It's not necessarily true that the #nhssavedmylife, but the #nhssavedmytesticles, and that's a relief for everyone,

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    "We explained that we were ITV sport, and they replaced the stone throwing with buckets of piss"

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    The RNLI is an organisation that receives no gov't funding. The crews risk their lives every day. Donate here: http://t.co/EjQiLul9 #penlee

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    World Cup eve. I've put up the football tree and left a tasteless shirt out for Mark Lawrenson.

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    Don't worry Downton fans. Bates gets off and moves to America, opens a motel

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    "That was a beautiful goal" said Lawrenson "but compared to the fragile beauty of a dragonfly's gossamer wing, it makes life seem futile"

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      Graeme @magicdarts

    Dear HMRC. I'd like not to pay my tax for a bit, seeing as every other fucker seems to get away with it. I'm on PAYE, is there a form?

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Scientist, bullshitter. Not as funny as I think I am.