If you're not following @pauladeenvagina and/or @bigoletitties I don't know why you have Twitter.

@kunt_smasher @drsleaze look at this motherfucker's profile... smh

#toiletbotman RT @thecomdyman: if a toliet is a robot i would to take a shit in its mouth and see if it eats the tared

OK, hol up, what is people see in Justin Bieber? Aside from Usher's dick?

@drsleaze cool. You're definitely one of the most interesting people I follow on here. Seem like a good, Satan-hailing person.

@drsleaze @reboccacop RT @horse_ebooks: VII TARGETS VIII TARGET PRACTICE IX REVOLVER PRACTICE FOR THE POLICE X PISTOL SHOOTING FOR LADIES

@oozycooze sometimes an endless anal dildo is just an endless anal dildo

@mikaelatorixo @drsleaze tie goes to the one not making the duck face #sleazeplease

@drsleaze sweet, glad I got to see a dude taking a piss with his fucked-up dick right before going to sleep.

@drsleaze cool new avi!

@scrublord wow, just wow. *applauds*

@kristarulezd00d cool bro cares about no one's story. #tweetception

@drsleaze hahahaha only you would have a Bathory shirt.

@drsleaze huh? I thought youz wuz saaaangle.

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithShorts Robin Hood: Men in Shorts

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithShorts My Big Fat Greek Shorts

@drsleaze I'm glad someone else had that night... Cuervo til 6 in the morning. #neverdrinkingagain #SHUTUPFA-

@kristarulezd00d ooooohhhhhh. Her.

@kristarulezd00d not bad, not bad.

"@bigoletitties: Reggie Bush a HOT lukkin nigga~ i wud ryde da FUK owt he DIK~ Dayum~ U don evin NOE wut I wud du~" ---> @itskelseytoyou