What I Understood - Poem by @kathapollitt:  http://tmblr.co/ZvzfrwbbMB41 

Harry Lloyd, I don't think faces are allowed to do that.  http://tmblr.co/ZvzfrwhhUdl0 

...ugh, autocorrect, WHY. "Megamind" is one word if I damn well type it that way.

Who’s got two thumbs and is seeing both @cocosocialclub AND @improvshakesco this week? Treat yourself! Dang.

Well damn. I almost wish I was watching the Bobcats-Tarheels game right now. GO CATS! #hometownpride #Athenstownie

Horrifying. RT @good Will teach for food: For my grandmother, teaching was a triumph. For me, it could be a dead-end: http://t.co/2f4uL41X

A bear, a woman and a nearly empty room. Somebody write me this story: http://t.co/puCg92T4

This is a story about past presidents of the United States as horses. IT'S AMAZING: http://t.co/N5rg2jJs

@zappos_service I've gotten a few pairs from you guys over the years and always loved them!

So... hot damn, I really like these: http://t.co/kruSwz6d

@dreamstobecome &HISTORY;

Hell yeah, real life lady detectives in turn-of-the-century Chicago! http://t.co/zPGeQGyo

Great SOPA breakdown over at @tnbtweets - well worth the read: http://t.co/eEE5ZVNL

Photo: Hell yeah, guys. I am owning these victory rolls. http://t.co/jeTkh7Ni

Somebody write me the story about this starling: http://t.co/BizX8ye2

The World Cryptozoological Foundation - Replace Your Coelacanth with Coelacan: http://t.co/7rQjQFMj

It's not too late for #fridayreads in Chicago - just picked up The Folded World again!

Chromatic typewriter? Yes please: http://t.co/Zgn9xTQ0

Holmes and Watson as ladies! It's so beyond awesome: http://t.co/kWhAxk88

Attn: @mrpilkington - http://t.co/JiqDEjRl Yeah, that exists.