i refuse to accept today as canon

i identify as the goth girl that daniel tosh got rejected by in high school

witches only care about five things: 1. casting dope spells 2. kawaii lifestyle 3. alcohol 4. burrito 5. gender destruction

looks like I've put too many skill-points into Video Game Pwnage, time to re-roll my character... *spins the barrel on my revolver"

my girlfriend pronounces gif wrong but our love is powerful enough to overcome even the greatest tragedies

UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 3 WATERMARK OVER UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 WATERMARK  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9q4p-SUxV0 …

"Brony Rights" as a concept is such a deliciously complex blend of terrible. say it outloud and ponder it. savor it like a fine espresso

i was carrying a 24 pack of pbr home and the burrito lady asked "where the party at" and in my head i sighed "the internet"

2pac -> alternate spelling 2pak -> 2pok -> simplify equation 2(p)ok -> Ppok -> reverse it Kopp -> switch 2 letters Kpop RT THIS IF U BELIEVE

That's great and all, Timothy, but I'm "Super Sayin" that you need to get a job!!!

Please Enjoy This High-Resolution Picture of Seth MacFarlane http://i.imgur.com/aSeJQ.jpg

ideally you should have a fast cat, a strong cat, and a big dog. this balanced team will ensure you victory should you battle other animals

is this the real life / is this just anime / caught in a fansub / no escape from kawaii

Kony 2012 Co-Founder Just Couldn't Wait To Make His Own "Invisible Children" All Over Streets Of San Diego

as far as im concerned it is acceptable to have coffee and or semen stains anywhere because both things are cool but also get spilled a lot

#spongebobmemories when spongebob was running late to class with toast in his mouth then tripped and fell and everyone saw his panties

if theres an asexual spectrum then there should be a whole hypersexual spectrum as well. i identify as turboslut

i like how "indie movie" now means "offbeat romantic comedy with indie soundtrack where cool lady falls in love with worthless dude"

twitter is the only online community where i feel like ive gone through several distinct phases of personal discovery

BREAKING: "Weed" has been elected president of the USA. Things that are now illegal: corporations, cops, money, "being unchill," presidents,